How many Blueshirts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ever wondered how many members of the Fine Gael Parliamentary party that it takes to change a lightbulb?

Here's the answer. 10;

1. One to figure out if the light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to set up a committee to determine the status of the lightbulb following the failure of number 1 to do anything.

3. One to draw up a 250 page manifesto in Enda Kennys name, promising that the changing of the lightbulb is Fine Gaels priority, a matter of national urgency, and that it will be dealt with immediately if you vote Fine Gael.

4. One to book first class airline tickets for Enda and Noonan to visit the EU and to talk to European leaders about the lightbulb situation and the need to change it immediately. A link between Irelands need to maintain our current corporation tax and the changing of the lightbulb will be discussed at length.

5. One to explain why Enda never brought up the subject of the lightbulb during his three day trip to Brussels, choosing instead to shake hands with hundreds of Eurocrats and get his picture taken at famous landmarks.

6. One to blame Fianna Fail for breaking the lightbulb, and insure that in future, under the sensible direction of Fine Gael, lightbulbs will never break again.

7. One to video Enda standing below the broken lightbulb, pointing and telling the people of Ireland that, "I want to talk to about a new Ireland where lighbulbs never go out..."

8. One to pay the IMF €50 billion of taxpayers money for a replacement lightbulb.

9. One to stop Dr James O' Reilly stealing the replacement lightbulb and hoarding it with his medical card stash. 

10. One to pay an American company to change the lightbulb because no one in Ireland has the expertise to work for Fine Gael.