When Enda met Jesse...

This meeting of the minds was picked up on tape by CNN. American civil rights activist and former Presidential hopeful, Jesse Jackson was keen to meet the new leader of Ireland. Its a pity that Enda Kenny had no idea who he was...

JESSE: "Ah Mr Kenny I presume?"

ENDA: "yes, thats right. I already gave the keys to the other fella."

JESSE: "Im sorry sir?"

ENDA: "The keys of the car. I gave them to other black fella outside. Thanks all the same."

JESSE: "Do you think that I am a valet?"

ENDA: "Jaysus no, I thought you wanted to park my car. Listen if your not working here, I dont think you should be in here. This is a private function for me. Im a VIP from Ireland."

JESSE: "I know who you are Mr Kenny"

ENDA: "Oh I see, its an autograph your after is it? I cant blame you, you probably dont meet many important foreign dignatories. Give me a pen will ya, this'll be worth money in a few years ha ha."

JESSE: "Sir, Im Jesse Jackson."

ENDA: "Oh Jesse Jackson."

JESSE: "Do you know who I am sir?"

ENDA: "Oh of course Jesse, (whispers) but Im not sure this is the place for a hardcore porn star."

JESSE: "What?"

ENDA: "Now dont get me wrong...I personally admire you and your movies. Myself and Fionnula have spent many a good night watching one your films. What was that one you done? Megawhores from Harlem 3"

JESSE: "Megawhores from Harlem? Are you insulting me sir?"

ENDA: "Of course not Jesse. I mean the acting left alot to be desired but you made up for it with the size of your coc..."

JESSE: "Excuse me Mr Kenny, I am not a porn star, you son of a bitch."

ENDA: "Now Jesse, theres no need for that language. I dont think you should be calling attention to yourself here."

JESSE: "Why? Because Im black?"

ENDA: "No of course not, because your black and here. I dont think you were invited after all."

JESSE: "I was a personal friend of Dr Martin Luther King"

ENDA: "Who?"

JESSE: "Doctor King"

ENDA: "Did he have a hit with Sylvias Mother?"

JESSE: "You imbecile! I ran for the Presidency"

ENDA: "Oh I get it now. Your like the Dana of the states are you? Used to hang around the music scene and now you run for president knowing you'll never get in"

JESSE: "How dare you. I had hoped to raise the issue of Irish travellers with you sir but I see its useless."

ENDA: "Are you getting hardship from them Jesse? Are they wanting to tarmac your drive?"

JESSE: "What?"

ENDA: "Listen, dont pay them cause they'll make a balls of it. And theyll come back and set up a bloody halting site on your front lawn if you so much as make eye contact."

JESSE: "You are mistaken. Im am worried about the future of this minority.."

ENDA: "Dont be worrying, Once I have the concentration camps ready.."

JESSE: "Concentration camps!!!"

ENDA: "Sorry...I mean...relocation camps...once there up and running everything will be ok"

JESSE: "You sir are a bigot and a damn fool. God save Ireland. I bid you farewell"

ENDA: "Good luck with the porn Jesse"

Whos this fecker?