Friday, April 1, 2011

April Fools Day - Jackie for President

Jackie Healy-Rae has said he is considering running for President.

The retired TD for Kerry South said he is confident he could get the support for a nomination, but he has said he has not made a final decision yet.
Vote for me boyo!


After two decades of liberal, female presidents, the next resident of Áras an Uachtaráin could be a homophobic, right wing, parish pump politician from Kerry.

Several celebrities have already responded to this sensational April Fools Day news story.
"Great news. The man is a personal friend of mine." - Barack Obama

"He often put me up in his hen house and filled me with poteen. What a character!" - Osama Bin Laden

"He'll certainly sex things up in the Presidental race." - Keira Knightley

"I think his election would herald in a new age of peace and prosperity for the world." - The Dalai Lama

"I'm hoping to get the vise presidents job!" - Michael Lowry

 

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