Good little Enda

IMF deputy director in Europe Ajai Chopra yesterday thanked Enda Kenny and the FG/Labour government for keeping Ireland on course to meet its EU/IMF commitments, even when it meant breaking all of their pre election promises and condemning future Irish generations to poverty.

"Enda is a very good little boy," Mr Chopra said, "At first, when I heard his pre election promises, I thought he might be trouble. However, after meeting with him, I learned quickly that he was a gutless, spineless liar who would be prepared to sell his own family for the chance to lead his country. Lying to his people was no problem for a man like Enda."

Mr Chopra went on to praise others in the coalition;
"Mick Noonan has a right tongue on him for kissing ass. He kissed my ass several times. As for Mr Gilmore, the Irish socialist, its amazing how a champagne dinner can turn a crusader for workers rights into a heartless tool of the IMF!"