Gormley Emails Resignation

John Gormley has confirmed that he is to quit as leader of the Green Party.  Gormley sent an email to fellow Green party members last night after a heavy day of drinking organic wine in an undisclosed wind farm. Here is the unedited text.

To: trevorskitchen@yahoo.ie; gogarfucky@gmail.com; eamon2fiannafail@fiannafail.com; marywhitexxx@redhotallgirl.eu;
Cc: greenlovers@greengeek.ie
Subject: Resignation

To who it may concern,
Thats right, all you fuckers. You really hung me out to dry didnt you. Bet you thought you were smart, letting me become leader when we were sucked in by Bertie. You even sent me a congratulations card. You bastards! You knew what you were doing. I was your sacrificial lamb, or in Trevors case, sacrificial carrot. All i wanted to do was get a bit of respect and get well paid. Is that too much to ask for? Is it!?!
You were all laughing at me behind my back. Remember that time you told me that I should invite Bertie to my tofu and classical painters night? Bet you had a good laugh about that didnt you? I know Bertie bloody did.
Screw you all. Im leaving. Ive got a better offer now. Im going to Broadway. Thats right. There making a play about my life. So screw you all. Whos laughing now?
John Gormley (Actor)