(Should Michael Lowry be impeached?)
Enda: "Maybe in an ideal world, but in an ideal world I would have be in charge of the European Parliament, have my own talk show on TV3 on a Saturday night, a light variety show with the occasional bit of sauciness, and I would have my underpants ironed every morning. Do you think Fionnula would iron my underpants every morning? Not bloody likely!"
Gilmore: "We're sending Brendan Howlin and an elite troop of commandos from our old workers party in to take him out. Say nothing or you'll be next."
Brendan Howlin: "We tried to shoot Lowry but his body just absorbed the bullets. I think he sold them on to the Libyans afterwards."
Brendan Smith: "Does Lowry like cheese at all? Ive got 15,000 crates of pure Irish cheddar in my garage."
Mick Wallace: "I think we should legalise heroin and set up brothels in every village. Also I think we could solve unemployment by encouraging our young people to run guns into the middle east and to become actively involved in human trafficing."
Leo V: "Why lay a finger on a good blueblood like Michael Lowry when there are so many people scrounging off the state on benefits. Lets start recycling dolers. Oh I know its not political correct, but wouldn't they be happier as dog food than having to queue in the rain to sign on?"
Joan Burton: "I think in the spirit of equality, we should force Michael Lowry to have a sex change operation. Come to think of it, theres a lot of deputies who could be transformed. Eamon O Cuiv would look good in a skirt. I think Dickie Bruton could pull it off too, he has the legs for it."
Mattie McGrath: "I'm all for Lowry. He gave me a lend of twenty last night."
Noonan: "Lets peel the skin of the bloody traitor. How dare he....how bloody dare he take that money from O Brien....and give me none."
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