Leo's Korner

Following his failure to land a high profile portfolio in the new government, Leo Varadkar has experienced a Charlie Sheen style breakdown and set up his own youtube show called Leo's Korner. Heres an extract from the new hit net production.

Good evening. Welcome along to a little experiment I like to call Leo's Korner. You see this show is all about me... Leo Varadkar...a winner. Thats right troll, Im a winner. So Enda stabbed me in the back and gave the good positions to those labour trolls. He left me with the scraps. The Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport. Sport? I attended Trinity.... we dont do sport in Trinity. Its ok. You see I'am the grand warlock of the Fine Gael parliamentary party, the master magican of right wing politics, the little persian emperor of looking down your nose at pieces of filth who arnt good enough to wipe the pedigree dog shit from the heel of my shoe.

I won the recent election for Fine Gael. I didnt get any credit but I done it because thats how I roll. I have one speed, one gear...GO! WINNER! Im a helicopter with those missile things on the side. Im Airwolf...No Im the A-Team...all four members. I could have been Fine Gael leader if I had wanted to. All I needed to do was imagine it and it would happen. I have torpedos in my brain. WINNER!

Its hard to imagine it....beyond comprehension. Im not upset that Enda shafted me but I will have my revenge in this world or the next. I have tiger blood. I took it from a dead Nigerian mystic. From his cold dead hands. WINNER!

Id like to thank the sponsors of todays show. Me. Leo Varadkar. WINNER!