Leo Varadkar has claimed that a referendum on the Bank Bail out is off the cards as it would be impossible to reverse the Fianna Fail plan. There was me thinking that only the elected government of a state could decide whether or not a referendum should be held, and that it had nothing to do with the last government. Is it a case that Fine Gael are using the "Fianna Fail did it" blame card excessively because they have no idea how to handle this situation, the same as they have no intention of honouring their pre election promises? Here we get inside Leo Varadkars head and learn that his blame FF for everything ideas have actually succeeded in brainwashing him to blame them for somethings that they surely couldnt have been responsible for. Or could they?
"Dear Enda,
I'm writing this letter in response to your letter dated December the third last, when you asked me to dig up the dirt on Fianna Fail. No doubt you remember that you joked that digging up the dirt on Fianna Fail wouldnt be hard. It turns out you were wrong. I have found evidence to suggest that Fianna Fail have been behind centuries of misery and woe."
"First off, Hitler was a Fianna Failer. I found an old membership card of his, and a picture of him sharing a banana sandwich with Dev. Stalin was also a member, as was Charles Manson, Margaret Thatcher, Osama Bin Laden, Colonel Gaddafi, Howard Stern and the members of Steps."
"Ive found out from internet conspiracy sites that Fianna Fail Don, Bertie Ahern was directly responsible for the Ebola virus and racism, and was also involved in the creation of acid rain, global terrorism, eight hundred years of English oppression, communism, Somalian pirate attacks and the burning of the Reichstag."
"It gets worst Enda. I found the minutes of a 1972 Galway Fianna Fail cumann meeting where they admitted engineering Malaria. According to a drunken tramp I met in the temple bar area, Fianna Fail may also be behind the Bubonic Plague and the Spanish Inquisition. I cant be 100% sure of this cause the tramp was quite drunk, but I wouldnt put it past the bastards."
"Finally, following a dream I had last week and a late night phone call with Alan Dukes, I also now think Fianna Fail are to blame for the following things; HIV/AIDs, genocide in Rwanda, the hole in the ozone layer, human trafficking, cocaine, the assassination of JFK, crop circles, the collapse of the USSR, Michael Noonans receding hair line, people making wine with their feet, scary clowns, bollywood, Michael Flatley, trash soaps, the loss of my innocence, red eye, the fall of Saigon and many, many other evil things."
"Please send the army and aircore to Fianna Fail HQ ASAP to arrest this bunch of bad guys. I'm already on my way. Ive got my cricket bat and signed pocket size picture of Garrett Fitzgerald so I should be able to hold them there for a while."
"Yours truly,
Leo"
