Angela Merkel: No, what? ha ha. You cant be. Your too old. Nicolas, I think some senile vagrant has wandered in from the street claiming to be the leader of Ireland. Can you throw him out, I'm afraid he'll piss on the new carpet.
Enda: Yes, Ive heard the rumours. That Enda Kenny is twenty one years old, fit and virile with a full head of golden hair and biceps that curve like the Mountains of Mourne. Ive heard he doesn't need a hearing aid, doesn't use glasses to read a paper and doesn't have to wear an adult diaper after a night on the town in Castlebar drinking baileys, but I am Enda Kenny.
Nicolas Sarkozy: You look like a demented ice cream salesman who has been sacked for scaring the children with his stories. You cannot be the Irish leader. How could the Irish people elect an old man with no libido to lead them in their hour of need?
Enda: I have a healthy libido, just ask Fionnuala. How dare you accuse me of not being me! I am Enda Kenny. I see a room full of fellow politicians, here in defiance of what the electorate really wants. Do the people of France want a semi fascist pervert running the state? no. Do the people of Germany want a woman who makes Mary Harney look attractive calling the shots? no. But we are here as free men. What would you do with your freedom? Would you fight?
Angela Merkel: What the hell is this vagrant talking about Nicolas?
Nicolas Sarkozy: Be quite Angela, he may be old, but he could be dangerous. I think hes crazy.
Enda: Aye, crazy I might be. (Enda grabs a broom and straddles it and then moves up and down the room as if on horseback) Run and you'll survive...atleast until the next election. And lying in some far off countcentre many months from now, would you be willing to trade all days from now to then for one chance, just one, to tell the people that they may take away our elected seats but they'll never take.....our pensions!!!
Angela Merkel: Why are you even here you mad wrinkled man?
Enda: Ah, Im looking a reduction in the interest rate on our loan.
Angela Merkel: No.
Nicolas Sarkozy: No.
Enda: Ah....ok. Can I tell everyone that we had a fight and that you demanded we change our corporation tax but I said no.
Nicolas Sarkozy: No.
Enda: Ok, but Im going to anyway hahaha (Enda jumps through a window and runs off across the garden)
Angela Merkel: Who was that crazy man?
Nicolas Sarkozy: That man was Enda Kenny.
Angela Merkel: I think I will remember that name. We have not seen the end of mr eddie Kenny, the crazy Irish man.
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