(How will you deal with the IMF?)
Enda: "Ill overwhelm them with my charm and wonderful personal hygiene."
Gilmore: "Ill appeal to their sense of humanity, and if that fails, Ill set Joan Burton on them."
Joan Burton: "Wahhhhh....its because Im a womannnnnahhhhhh.....why me, why cant I have testicles too?"
Michael Martin: "Ill remind them that myself and my party colleagues are always ready to collaborate with foreign powers. If they give us immunity from any future culling, we can point out trouble makers and maybe disrupt the army's communications network if the Germans decide to invade."
Michael Lowry: "Would they be interested in investing in my casino?"
Mick Wallace: "Would they be interested in investing in my toxic loans?"
Richard Boyd Barrett: "Im not one to exaggerate the truth....but I think its clear that Fine Gael and labour TDs have been smuggling homeless kids off the streets of Dublin, seasoning them, packing them in cardboard and then exporting them to IMF HQ, where they are served for breakfast. Shame on them!"
Brendan Smith: "Do the IMF like cheese?"
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